It’s simple when you get to an advanced age. Take all your pills and other medications. At least it means I won’t crash come midday, and might make it through the whole day without a tantrum or a snit. Being a slightly curmudgeonly older person of the female persuasion, I find the idiocies in the world irritating and occasionally enraging. But the second thing I do after meds is to find the subject of a new political double dactyl. I’ve been lucky so far this week. Mitt Romney’s insane usurpation of the democratic memes of income inequality and the failing of the middle class gave a plethora of riches for the satirist. I am waiting until this afternoon to scrutinize the various Republican responses to the State of the Union address for material for new double dactyls.
In fact, I will share with you one of my Mitt double dactyls here:
Under Obama, see,
Rich are all richer and
Grow with the prez
Democrats’ fault for sure
Mitt Romney says
Which only goes to show that I have too much time on my hands. I’m thinking of starting another blog devoted totally to double dactyls. I might wait until campaigning is in full swing, for that’s where I get my best ideas. Some are quite good and some are “meh” but it’s fun to do.
Needless to say, I do not double dactyl if I’ve forgotten my meds!